Just trying to survive

Dear South Park High students crossing Southside,

Do you see that pole on the corner?  See the button?  It says "Press to cross..." PRESS IT!!!  Cars will not stop for you.  If you press the magic button, the light will turn red in your favor...  then you can safely cross the road.  And oh...  cross at the corner... NOT THE FREAKING MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!  And you wonder why cars don't stop...

Thanks,
Concerned driver...

PS...  fuzzy pj bottoms are not appropriate for school.  GET SOME REAL PANTS!